Why do I even leave the house? Vacations are so expensive and stressful and unfamiliar! My expectations start so high, but sometimes I just start channeling my inner Liz Lemon, and everything is just the worst. Here's everything that's wrong with vacation.
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1. I miss my own bed. Who knows how often this hotel bothers to change the sheets? Ick!
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2. Why is everybody so rude? People at home would never behave like this.
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3. Did I seriously just pay $4 for a bottle of water?
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4. Who said trying new foods would expand my horizons? My horizon is currently being confined to the bathroom walls.
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5. It's 10 PM, for crying out loud! Why are all these people up and making so much noise?
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6. Dammit, all I want to do is relax with my Netflix? How can there be so little bandwidth in the 21st century?
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